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HÄID PÜHI KÕIGILE !!!No more stupid-ass "mid-life crisis"
no more dangerous sins and vices
no more gambling, liquor or whores
my only vice now? A pony with 2 doors!
No more fighting with all of my neighbors
no more not returning favors
no more flirting with my best friend's wife-
I'm so pleased with my Stang, I've now become "nice"!
And I really am quite ecstatic
that I decided to buy the automatic
instead of a manual tranny
cause I probably shift like your granny
When I take her out on the freeway
the old farts now give me leeway
I scream: "keep RIGHT except for passing!!"
(while those speeding tickets keep amassing)
I'm now challenging every "ricer"
even taking on bad-ass bikers
I'm afraid that I'm losing my cool
and turning into a Mustang Fool
When they call me "GTnewbie"
I just smile and light up a doobie
but I never drive stoned, high or drunk
(I'm too old now to act like a punk...)
So my insurance company just loves me
and I'm rewarded with really low fees
I don't drive after booze, pills or hash
so I've never yet been in a dangerous crash
So you "Stangers" take care in this holiday season-
when the temperature drops, the roads begin freezin'
Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night-
and I hope you're all spared from that "check engine light"...!!
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