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rabbit rider
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küll ikka "jaapanis"tehakse ägedaid autosid

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09.07.2010 at 15:34
uuesalu
 Natuke nalja vol 39
Videviku saaga meestele

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09.07.2010 at 19:57
R.Ott
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Postimehest:

Inguššia suurendas pruutide lunaraha
Ingušsia moslemijuhid kolmekordistasid pruutidele peredele makstava kaasavara summat ja tõstsid ka verevõla lõpetamise tasu, vahendas uudisteagentuur AFP.
REKLAAM

«Varem tuli pruudi eest tasuda 12 500 rubla,» ütles kohalik mufti intervjuus agentuurile RIA Novosti.

Tema sõnul võis vanasti noor naine selle raha eest endale midagi lubada, kuid nüüd pole see tõusnud hindade tõttu võimalik, mistõttu pruudiluna tuli suurendada 40 000 rublani.

Abiellumiseks pruudi isale lunaraha maksmine on Põhja-Kaukaasias tavaline. Mufti sõnul tõsteti ka veritasu väljalunastamise summat 100 000 rublalt ühe miljonini. Hinnad määrati kindlaks Inguššia moslemite kogunemisel.

Inguššia president Junus-bek Jevkurov oli küsimust varem arutanud ka kohtumisel Venemaa peaministri Vladimir Putiniga, kes nõustus hinnatõusuga.


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92' Chrysler LeBaron LX Convertible
94&95' Pontiac TransSport 3800 +doonorid
88' Chevrolet Camaro Iroc-Z convertible- 20th Anniversary Edition

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09.07.2010 at 21:16
rabbit rider
 Natuke nalja vol 39
Lõpuks ometi midagi head üksikutele meeleheitel poismeestele
http://www.onaspa.com/ona.html

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10.07.2010 at 23:20
Varblane
 Natuke nalja vol 39
Tim Taylor driving hot rod!

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12.07.2010 at 20:40
rabbit rider
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http://hullumaja.com/?pg=main&i=384639

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13.07.2010 at 17:57
diesel
 Natuke nalja vol 39
paari viimase päevaga on palavus raadiorahava keeled sõlme ajanud või mõtlemisvõime ää võtnud.
... stroomi rannast leiti aadamaülikonnas naine...
... enamus uppunud mehi on olnud meessoost...
... firma loodab uue kogumisseadeldisega koguda kokku kogu aprilli algusest mehhiko lahte voolanud nafta...

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14.07.2010 at 09:23
fire83
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'08 Oranzh HHR LT
'93 Must TransAm
'83 Punane Firebird

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14.07.2010 at 11:09
vr_
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quote:
Varblane: Tim Taylor driving hot rod!

siin mingi 3 aasta töö tulemus, kuskil keskel läheb dragiks ka:D




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14.07.2010 at 13:31
viplala
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quote:
vr_:
quote:
Varblane: Tim Taylor driving hot rod!

siin mingi 3 aasta töö tulemus, kuskil keskel läheb dragiks ka:D



Muide see sinine peaks olema Tim Alleni enda ehitatud. Ta on paras autofänn ja ta garaazi kuulub nii mõnigi iludus veel.
Näiteks 1956 Ford F-100, millest on välja võlutud 1100 hp. http://www.hotrod.com/featuredvehicles/hrdp_0501_1956_ford_f100/index.html ning üks 1946 Ford Convertible, mis sai samuti ehitatud sarja jaoks nullist üles.

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14.07.2010 at 15:29
anryo
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Pigivastane võitlus 21. sajandil, käib nii:


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14.07.2010 at 15:59
fire83
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Arvutiporno
'08 Oranzh HHR LT
'93 Must TransAm
'83 Punane Firebird

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PiiluMart
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http://itnurk.com/urod/12468/ kiiruskaamera naljad :D

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15.07.2010 at 00:06
Stealth
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15.07.2010 at 00:45
tfr
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16.07.2010 at 15:42
tfr
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16.07.2010 at 16:56
hardtop
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Kas just nali...huvitav ikkagi
Müüa auto Plymouth Belveder 57 järjenumbriga või siis teisiti öeldes VIN koodiga 666

Läbisõit omaniku väitel umbes 1000000 kilomeetrit!

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17.07.2010 at 09:06
lamp
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Kas selline masin polnud mitte 80-ndate autoöudukas "Cristine" pea tegelane

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17.07.2010 at 12:37
tfr
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17.07.2010 at 12:48
hardtop
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quote:
lamp: Kas selline masin polnud mitte 80-ndate autoöudukas "Cristine" pea tegelane
Oli küll, Christine on tegelt moditud 1958a Plymouth Fury, kuigi 57 aasta kere on neil sama ja palju muid osasid ka.

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17.07.2010 at 19:04
BlueStang
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BP ja major spill

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17.07.2010 at 23:05
madis
 Natuke nalja vol 39
vot nii, õllesõbrad. Lugege Koraani :)

Muhamed ütleb: “Keegi teist ärgu heitku oma naise peale nagu elajas. Enne suguühet peab mehe ja naise vahel toimuma eelmäng”. Ja ta täpsustab, et mõtleb selle all “suudlusi ja sõnu”.

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18.07.2010 at 22:27
vr_
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The Perfect Day For Her
8:15 Wake up to hugs and kisses

8:30 Weigh-in 2kgs lighter than yesterday

8:45 Breakfast in bed – freshly squeezed orange juice and croissants; open presents – expensive jewellery chosen by thoughtful partner

9:15 Soothing hot bath with frangipani bath oil

10:00 Light work-out at club with sexy, amusing personal trainer

10:30 Facial, manicure, makeup application, shampoo, condition, blow wave

12:00 Lunch with best friend at fashionable outdoor café

12:45 Catch sight of partner's ex and notice that she has gained 17kgs

1:00 Shopping with friends: unlimited credit

3:00 Nap

4:15 Massage from strong but gentle hunk – says he rarely gets to work on such a perfect body

5:30 Choose outfit from expensive designer wardrobe

7:30 Candlelit dinner for two followed by dancing, with compliments received from other diners/dancers

10:00 Hot shower – alone

10:50 Carried to bed. Freshly ironed, crisp white linen

11:00 Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling

11:15 Fall asleep in his big, strong arms


The Perfect Day For Him
6:00 Alarm

6:15 Blow job

6:30 Massive, satisfying dump while reading the sports section

7:00 Breakfast – steak and eggs, coffee and toast – all cooked by naked, buxom wench who bends over a lot showing her growler

7:30 Limo arrives

7:45 Several beers en route to the airport

9:15 Flight in personal Lear jet

9:30 Limo to Mirage Resort Golf Club (blow job en-route)

9:45 Play front nine (2 under par)

11:45 Lunch-steak and lobster, three beers and bottle of Dom Perignon

12:15 Blow job

12:30 Play back nine (4 under)

2:15 Limo back to airport (several bourbons)

2:30 Fly to Bahamas

3:30 Late afternoon fishing expedition with all-female crew, all nude who also bend over a lot showing their growlers

4:30 Land world record Marlin (1234lbs) – on light tackle

5:00 Fly home, massage and hand job by naked Elle MacPherson (bending over showing her growler, naturally)

6:45 Shit, shower and shave

7:00 Watch news – Michael Jackson assassinated

7:30 Dinner – lobster appetisers, Dom Perignon (1953), big juicy fillet steak followed by ice cream served on a big pair of tits

9:00 Napoleon Brandy and Habanos cigars in front of wall-sized TV as you watch football game

9:30 Sex with three women, all with lesbian tendencies

11:00 Massage and Jacuzzi with tasty pizza snacks and a cleansing beer

11:30 Night-cap blow job

11:45 In bed alone

11:50 A 22-second fart which changes note four times and forces the dog to leave the room

11:51 Laugh yourself to sleep

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19.07.2010 at 10:23
tfr
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Lätlased Lõuna-Eesti rallil -

Möödub Markko Märtin:



Möödub Vasaraudzis:

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19.07.2010 at 11:24
Leho
 Natuke nalja vol 39

Kümme kentsakat autojuhi stereotüüpi

http://uudised.ekspressauto.ee/news/auto/article.php?id=32203699



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Ford Thunderbird LX '97 3.8 V6

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