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04.03.2010 at 20:55
Natuke nalja vol 38See süstikukandja kiri on ilmselt algselt ka huumoriga mõeldud, aga näiteks SR71 peale on täie tõsidusega tehtud punased jooned, et tiiva peal ringi toimetavad lennumehaanikud läbi kere ei astuks:
Reeglid ja asjade korraldus lennunduse tehnilisel poolel on üldse väga huvitav teema. Ainuke jama on et pärast selle uurimist lähed vaatad oma hobiautot ja endise au ja uhkuse asemel näed midagi Naf-nafi oksaraagudest maja sarnast
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05.03.2010 at 13:49
Natuke nalja vol 38Kui majandusbuumi ajal käis taoline tegevus küll bemarites jms. "uhketes" autodes, siis praegusel ajal tuleb tibidel "veidi" askeetlikumate tingimustega leppida: http://www.parnupostimees.ee/?id=233404
Natuke nalja vol 38Major General Peter Cosgrove is a Pure Australian treasure!'
General Cosgrove was interviewed on the radio recently.
Read his reply to the lady who interviewed him concerning guns and children. Regardless of how you feel about gun laws you gotta love this!
This is one of the best comeback lines of all time.. It is a portion of an ABC radio interview between a female broadcaster and General Cosgrove who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military Headquarters.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
So, General Cosgrove, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?
GENERAL COSGROVE:
We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery and shooting.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?
GENERAL COSGROVE:
I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?
GENERAL COSGROVE:
I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
But you're equipping them to become violent killers..
GENERAL COSGROVE:
Well, Ma'am, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?
The radio cast went silent for 46 seconds and when it returned, the interview was over.
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06.03.2010 at 00:52
Natuke nalja vol 38See toimus väidetavalt Veebruari alguses Austraalias
Naljateemasse ei lähe aga lihtsalt mõistlik väljaütlemine:
Australian Prime Minister(Kevin Rudd) does it again!!
It took a lot of courage for this man to speak what he had to say for the world to hear.
The retribution could be phenomenal, but at least he was willing to take a stand on his and Australia's beliefs.
Muslims who want to live under Islamic Sharia law were told on Wednesday to get out of Australia, as the government targeted radicals in a bid to head off potential terror attacks.
Separately, Rudd angered some Australian Muslims on Wednesday by saying he supported spy agencies monitoring the nation's mosques. Quote:
'IMMIGRANTS, NOT AUSTRALIANS, MUST ADAPT. Take It Or Leave It. I am tired of this nation worrying about whether we are offending some individual or their culture. Since the terrorist attacks on Bali, we have experienced a surge in patriotism by the majority of Australians.'
'This culture has been developed over two centuries of struggles, trials and victories by millions of men and women who have sought freedom'
'We speak mainly ENGLISH, not Spanish, Lebanese, Arabic, Chinese, Japanese, Russian, or any other language. Therefore, if you wish to become part of our society. Learn the language!'
'Most Australians believe in God. This is not some Christian, right wing, political push, but a fact, because Christian men and women, on Christian principles, founded this nation, and this is clearly documented. It is certainly appropriate to display it on the walls of our schools. If God offends you, then I suggest you consider another part of the world as your new home, because God is part of our culture.'
'We will accept your beliefs, and will not question why. All we ask is that you accept ours, and live in harmony and peaceful enjoyment with us.'
'This is OUR COUNTRY, OUR LAND, and OUR LIFESTYLE, and we will allow you every opportunity to enjoy all this. But once you are done complaining, whining, and griping about Our Flag, Our Pledge, Our Christian beliefs, or Our Way of Life, I highly encourage you take advantage of one other great Australian freedom, 'THE RIGHT TO LEAVE'.'
'If you aren't happy here then LEAVE. We didn't force you to come here. You asked to be here. So accept the country YOU accepted.'
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07.03.2010 at 16:37
Natuke nalja vol 38Päeva postitus ühes reisifoorumis :
Pealkiri: I have 3 questions.
Hyungil Kim posted this message to: Tallinn
Hello.
Q1 : Where can I use free toilet in Tallinn?
Q2 : Are there skinhead pepole in Tallinn?
Q3 : How many asians are there in Tallinn?
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08.03.2010 at 10:45
Hyungil Kim posted this message to: Tallinn
Hello.
Q1 : Where can I use free toilet in Tallinn?
Q2 : Are there skinhead pepole in Tallinn?
Q3 : How many asians are there in Tallinn?
Võimalik vastus võiks olla:
Hi. I´m an asian skinhead living in Tallinn. You could come over and use my toilet.
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