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fire83
 
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100 inimest

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14.08.2009 at 16:07
fire83
 
Natuke nalja vol 35
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6804206148919969140

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15.08.2009 at 01:54
cce
Natuke nalja vol 35

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16.08.2009 at 06:16
Astro SS
Natuke nalja vol 35
Last week I checked into my hotel in Tampa and was a bit lonely. I thought, I’ll call one of those girls you see advertised in phone books like escorts and such. I picked up the phone book and found an ad for a girl calling herself Erogonique, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo. She had all the right curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy hair, long graceful legs.....well, you get the picture!

I figured, what the heck, give her a call.

"Hello," the woman says . God, she sounded sexy.

Afraid I would lose my nerve if I hesitated I rushed right in. "Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I’d like you to come to my room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now. Bring implements, toys, rubber, leather, whips, everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night; tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything and everything! Now, how does that sound?"

"That sounds fantastic," she says, "but you need to press 9 for an outside line."


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17.08.2009 at 07:44
madis
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terane kommentaar..

As if Starcraft wasn't damage enough, now comes Starcraft 2. Millions of young South Korean men idling away their lives on multiplayer servers. I think Blizzard's done them more damage than the Japanese occupation.

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17.08.2009 at 20:05
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18.08.2009 at 20:30
jyrts
Natuke nalja vol 35
quote:
Indrek_S:
Asfaldil olevad nooled ei paista eestis tehtud olevat,et kus selline geenius pildile saadud on,ega ei oska öelda?Tahaks kohe autogrammi küsida :D.

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tfr
 
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19.08.2009 at 09:37
Astro SS
Natuke nalja vol 35
Juurviljapoes tahab keegi osta pool kapsast, aga parajasti leti taga olev
müüjaõpilane ütleb, et ta tohib müüa ainult terve pea. Ostja nõuab, et poiss
küsiks omaniku käest järele. Õpilane lähebki omaniku juurde:

"Mingi sitapea tahab osta pool kapsast."

Lause lõpetanud, pöörab ta ringi, märkab, et ostja seisab tema selja taga,
ja lisab:

"Aga see härra siin oli lahkelt nõus teise poole ära ostma."

Ostja sai oma pooliku kapsapea kätte ja omanik kutsus poisi enda juurde:

"Sa reageerisid ennist väga osavalt. Mulle meeldivad inimesed, kes kiiresti
mõtlevad. Kust sa pärit oled?"

"Narvast."

"Ja miks sa sealt ära tulid?"

"Ah, seal elavad ainult litsid ja hokimängijad."

"Tõesti või?" imestab omanik. "Mu naine on Narvast."

"Ütle nüüd!" teeb poiss suured silmad. "Ja mis võistkonnas ta mängib?"


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19.08.2009 at 09:49
Indrek_S
 
Natuke nalja vol 35
quote:
jyrts:
quote:
Indrek_S:
Asfaldil olevad nooled ei paista eestis tehtud olevat,et kus selline geenius pildile saadud on,ega ei oska öelda?Tahaks kohe autogrammi küsida :D.

Pilt pärit Vene portaalist. Sealmail peaks geeniuseid laiduma kah


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fire83
 
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http://www.osta.ee/9591416

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2563062/Bikini-dissolves-in-water.html?OTC-RSS&ATTR=News

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Timo
  
Natuke nalja vol 35
Route 66 :D :D :D Krt küll solgivad nimesid ikka.

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19.08.2009 at 17:42
dodge
Natuke nalja vol 35
http://www.auto24.ee/webcache_kasutatud/212/auto_php-id=629212-www_auto24_ee.html

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19.08.2009 at 22:50
Stang-R
 
Natuke nalja vol 35
on-line ekraanipuhastaja:
http://www.raincitystory.com/flash/screenclean.swf

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20.08.2009 at 08:12
kala85
Natuke nalja vol 35
quote:
dodge: http://www.auto24.ee/webcache_kasutatud/212/auto_php-id=629212-www_auto24_ee.html
ei jaganud hommikul unise peaga ära,et mis siin nagu naljakat on?

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20.08.2009 at 08:24
Märt
Natuke nalja vol 35
quote:
kala85:
quote:
dodge: http://www.auto24.ee/webcache_kasutatud/212/auto_php-id=629212-www_auto24_ee.html
ei jaganud hommikul unise peaga ära,et mis siin nagu naljakat on?

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20.08.2009 at 08:57
wax
 
Natuke nalja vol 35

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Varblane
Natuke nalja vol 35
quote:
fire83: http://www.osta.ee/9591416

http://www.reporter.ee/2009/08/20/veebioksjonil-muudav-narkoarika-kullast-rolex-on-ilmselt-vuhvel/

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kps
 
Natuke nalja vol 35


Kas teate, et prismast võib 1 eegu eest grillresti saada?

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Madlobster
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Müüa ühetaktilise mootoriga aiatraktor
Muud mees masina kohta ei tea aga seda, et tegemist on ühetaktilise mootoriga teab kindlalt:)

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rnx69
 
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http://jalopnik.com/5319675/520-hp-mitsubishi-colt-drops-transmission-onto-highway-literally - ka nii võib juhtuda, kui liiga palju riisi süüa :D

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24.08.2009 at 09:46
wax
 
Natuke nalja vol 35
- Blondiin helistab teisele blondiinile: "Kle tead, et Rapla kanti ehitatakse uut teed?!"
- "Mis teed?"
- "Söön."

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emty
Natuke nalja vol 35

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Natuke nalja vol 35

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