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kps
 
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Doing it wrong seeriast...



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Worst signature ever!

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02.04.2009 at 20:56
emty
Natuke nalja vol 34
quote:
kps: Doing it wrong seeriast...

videot sellest naljast kuskil pole? :D

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02.04.2009 at 21:34
wax
 
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... ja grillihooaeg võib alata :D
http://www.on24.ee/toode/19540/?utm_source=sloleht.ee&utm_medium=160x260gif&utm_campaign=19540

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03.04.2009 at 11:43
ERAK
  
Natuke nalja vol 34
elu venemaal :D
http://www.elu24.ee/?id=102690


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03.04.2009 at 14:45
kps
 
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quote:
emty:
quote:
kps: Doing it wrong seeriast...

videot sellest naljast kuskil pole? :D
Usu, seda tahaksin ka mina näha :D:D:D

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03.04.2009 at 01:02
fire83
 
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http://saidinbed.com/

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'93 Must TransAm
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03.04.2009 at 01:53
R.Ott
 
Natuke nalja vol 34
Eriti ülbe koer:


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92' Chrysler LeBaron LX Convertible
94&95' Pontiac TransSport 3800 +doonorid
88' Chevrolet Camaro Iroc-Z convertible- 20th Anniversary Edition

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04.04.2009 at 18:03
fire83
 
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http://apina.biz/6559

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'08 Oranzh HHR LT
'93 Must TransAm
'83 Punane Firebird

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04.04.2009 at 18:33
rommel
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god hates us all

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05.04.2009 at 12:08
Madlobster
Natuke nalja vol 34
On see tõesti võimalik või fake???

Edit nüüd vajutasin :)

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06.04.2009 at 10:57
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emty
Natuke nalja vol 34
quote:
Madlobster: On see tõesti võimalik või fake???

kui sa peistimise ajal ctrl'it oleks vajutanud, teaks ehk isegi kommenteerida...

edit: tundub fake, kuna kui tegu oleks ohtliku asjaga, siis kaameramees 6hupalle enda ja pystoli vahele kindlasti ei j2taks...

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06.04.2009 at 11:11
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tfr
 
Natuke nalja vol 34
SEB drive-in:




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06.04.2009 at 13:25
emty
Natuke nalja vol 34
the two lesbian girls nexdoor gave me a rolex for my birthday...they misunderstood me when i said "i wanna watch"...

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06.04.2009 at 14:51
Wolle
  
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Maalt ja mälestusega hobusest

Ford. At least they circled the problem.

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06.04.2009 at 15:57
anryo
Natuke nalja vol 34
quote:
tfr: SEB drive-in:
Samas kogu tausta teadmata on lihtne vaid nähtu põhjal hukka mõista - äkki on tegemist invaliidiga või jalg kipsis vms.

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06.04.2009 at 17:50
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incognito
 
Natuke nalja vol 34

:)

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06.04.2009 at 18:42
hents99
  
Natuke nalja vol 34
quote:
anryo:
quote:
tfr: SEB drive-in:
Samas kogu tausta teadmata on lihtne vaid nähtu põhjal hukka mõista - äkki on tegemist invaliidiga või jalg kipsis vms.

Kas drive-in on hukkamõistmine?

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Hobitehnika mehaanika, elektroonika ning nende seadistamine - kõik ühes kohas.

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06.04.2009 at 19:04
tfr
 
Natuke nalja vol 34

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07.04.2009 at 08:03
tfr
 
Natuke nalja vol 34

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07.04.2009 at 17:34
tfr
 
Natuke nalja vol 34

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07.04.2009 at 17:35
zulzu
Natuke nalja vol 34
_How women shower: _

Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to
lights and darks.

Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see husband along
the way, cover up any exposed areas.

Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do
more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.

Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah,
wide loofah and pumice stone.

Wash your hair once with cucumber and sag e shampoo with 43 added
vitamins .

Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.

Condition your hair with grapefruit mint-conditioner.

Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.

Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash..
Rinse conditioner off hair.

Shave armpits and legs.

Turn off shower.

Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.

Spray mold spots with Tilex.

Get out of shower.

Dry with a towel the size of a small country.

Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.

Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. If you
see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.

_

HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN: _

Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in
a pile.

Walk naked to the bathroom.

If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo- woo
sound.

Look at your manly physique in the mirror admiring the size of your
wiener and scratch your butt.

Get in the shower.

Wash your face.

Wash your armpits.

Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.

Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.

Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.

Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs sticking on the soap.

Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.

Pee.

Rinse off and get out of shower.

Partially dry off.

Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the
whole time.

Admire wiener size in mirror again.

Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.

Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off
towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.

Throw wet towel on bed.


If there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this,
there is something SO very wrong with you. Have a great day!

Oh, and...woo-woooooooo!!!!

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07.04.2009 at 18:24
masterofceremony
 
Natuke nalja vol 34
Kommentaarid on üle prahi

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CB ja raadioamatööride foorum.

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07.04.2009 at 19:58
tfr
 
Natuke nalja vol 34

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08.04.2009 at 15:42
ReyMan
Natuke nalja vol 34
Uudis ise on naljast kaugel aga vaadake esimest pilti
Olen ise näinud Tartus sellist vaatepilti korra aga polnud fotokat. Kellegil oli :D

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08.04.2009 at 16:48
wax
 
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:evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:


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