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tmac
 
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kusjuures selle vteciga on saanud nalja ka maarjamaal. Miskine mersuklubi kiirendus oli kus 1 s2000 honda ka osalemas käis. Vana honda juhina oli äge kuulata "ekspertide" juttu kui honda vtecusse jõudis ,et näe nüüd hakkas turbo tööle.

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19.02.2009 at 15:58
Timo
  
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Zimbabwe hotelli arve.




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Chevrolet Astro AWD 96 varuosadeks
Chevrolet Astro AWD 95
Fordson model N 1935

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19.02.2009 at 17:51
fire83
 
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'08 Oranzh HHR LT
'93 Must TransAm
'83 Punane Firebird

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19.02.2009 at 18:46
M.J
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quote:
tmac: kusjuures selle vteciga on saanud nalja ka maarjamaal. Miskine mersuklubi kiirendus oli kus 1 s2000 honda ka osalemas käis. Vana honda juhina oli äge kuulata "ekspertide" juttu kui honda vtecusse jõudis ,et näe nüüd hakkas turbo tööle.
mhmh ilmselt "sama targad" honda mehed ütlesid mu SLi kohta ka et ma tean küll Honda S2000 :)

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19.02.2009 at 23:41
DevilDeVille
  
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quote:
M.J:
quote:
tmac: kusjuures selle vteciga on saanud nalja ka maarjamaal. Miskine mersuklubi kiirendus oli kus 1 s2000 honda ka osalemas käis. Vana honda juhina oli äge kuulata "ekspertide" juttu kui honda vtecusse jõudis ,et näe nüüd hakkas turbo tööle.
mhmh ilmselt "sama targad" honda mehed ütlesid mu SLi kohta ka et ma tean küll Honda S2000 :)

mõlematpidi väga foorumiga haakuv teema.

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19.02.2009 at 00:05
wax
 
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Gruusia.
Miilits peab kinni kena auto ja küsib juhilt: "Load on? Kehtivad?"
"On."
"Ülevaatus tehtud?"
"Jaa, kuu aega tagasi."
"Tulekustuti on?"
"On, pakiruumis."
"Hmm... CD-mängija on? Jah? Pange mängima!"
Hämmeldunud juht teebki nii, kostavad erksad rahvaviisid.
Miilits hüpleb veidi aega hoogsalt ümber auto, siis käratab:
"Kas ei näe, et tantsin?! Viska raha...!"

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20.02.2009 at 16:04
DevilDeVille
  
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Raju satiir

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Flick the Gestapo.... No, I said *Flick*, the Gestapo!

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20.02.2009 at 17:26
moo2rs
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quote:
wax: Gruusia.
Miilits peab kinni kena auto ja küsib juhilt: "Load on? Kehtivad?"
"On."
"Ülevaatus tehtud?"
"Jaa, kuu aega tagasi."
"Tulekustuti on?"
"On, pakiruumis."
"Hmm... CD-mängija on? Jah? Pange mängima!"
Hämmeldunud juht teebki nii, kostavad erksad rahvaviisid.
Miilits hüpleb veidi aega hoogsalt ümber auto, siis käratab:
"Kas ei näe, et tantsin?! Viska raha...!"

Oleks võinud kohe lingi visata



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TransAm `91

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20.02.2009 at 19:39
DevilDeVille
  
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no mida veel

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20.02.2009 at 00:34
jaju
  
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What the fukc is this?

oleks vist ka seda vaja :D:D:D:D

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21.02.2009 at 07:07
ervin
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quote:
jaju: What the fukc is this?

oleks vist ka seda vaja :D:D:D:D
nagu eelmisel lehel selgus, siis vanaisa olevat just ühe sellise endale hankinud ja on väga rahul. :)

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21.02.2009 at 11:04
Wolle
  
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The FBI had an opening for an assassin.

After all the background checks, interviews

And testing were done, there were 3 finalists;

Two men and a woman.

For the final test, the FBI agents took one of

The men to a large metal door and handed

Him a gun.

'We must know that you will follow your

Instructions no matter what the circumstances.

Inside the room you will find your wife sitting

In a chair .. . . Kill her!!'

The man said, 'You can't be serious. I could

Never shoot my wife.'

The agent said, 'Then you're not the right man

For this job. Take your wife and go home.'

The second man was given the same instructions.

He took the gun and went into the room. All was

Quiet for a bout 5 minutes.

The man came out with tears in his eyes, 'I tried,

But I can't kill my wife.' The agent said, 'You don't

Have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.'

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the

Same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the

Gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one

After another. They heard screaming, crashing,

Banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was

Quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the

Woman, wiping the sweat from her brow.

'This gun is loaded with blanks' she said. 'I had to

Beat him to death with the chair.'

MORAL:



Women are crazy. Don't mess with them

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Maalt ja mälestusega hobusest

Ford. At least they circled the problem.

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21.02.2009 at 14:28
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Stealth
 
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21.02.2009 at 18:58
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uuesalu
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Venemaal kuulab raadio hoopis sind.

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21.02.2009 at 20:44
indrek82
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21.02.2009 at 22:13
Pedaal
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pildikesi ka ka meie politsei tegevusest
http://www.ap3.ee/Default2.aspx?ArticleID=80126D62-95D0-49AC-9808-BBDA1D02E16E&ref=newsletter

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21.02.2009 at 23:00
topis
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Alternatiivse lähenemisega reklaamikampaania jõuludest:



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22.02.2009 at 13:22
ERAK
  
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enesekindel poiss :D



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23.02.2009 at 03:43
uuesalu
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ummikute isand

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24.02.2009 at 06:45
Varblane
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http://www.pirate4x4.com/forum/showthread.php?t=763645 Väike keevitus FAIL :D

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24.02.2009 at 19:21
Timo
  
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quote:
Varblane: http://www.pirate4x4.com/forum/showthread.php?t=763645 Väike keevitus FAIL :D

No järjekordne tõestus sellest, et tehnika lolle ei salli, aga lollidele tehnika ikka hirmsasti meeldib.


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Chevrolet Astro AWD 96 varuosadeks
Chevrolet Astro AWD 95
Fordson model N 1935

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24.02.2009 at 21:03
Madlobster
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Kohe näha et sõbrad

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24.02.2009 at 21:47
Raxo
  
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quote:
Varblane: http://www.pirate4x4.com/forum/showthread.php?t=763645 Väike keevitus FAIL :D
Samas teemas oli ka selline pildike:

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24.02.2009 at 21:59
Carbon
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Häda roller

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25.02.2009 at 10:08
Aspelund
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Keevituse asi on sulaselge nali. kuidas saab kinni keevitatud taldriku ja teo sillast kätte nii, nagu see pildil näha on?

Mis kolme hammasrattaga reklaami puutub, siis sama asi on Tallinnas SEB-panga peahoone küljes, seal, kus parkla on.

A-

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25.02.2009 at 10:20
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