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quote:Aspelund: Rõõmustage parem selle üle, et Top Gear jõuab TV3 ekraanile. Küll nähtavasti mõne eelmise hooaja saadetena.
Kava väidab, et midagi toimub suisa täna kell 23.00
A.
küll tiba OT :ja kellel näitab soome kolmandat, saab vaatamisega tiba varem pihta hakata ning ka TV3 kalendriga mõõdetavaid reklaamipause talutavamaks muuta. Soomest siis 22.31-23.40
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12.09.2007 at 10:27
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Natuke nalja vol. 25See link käib juba jah päris mitu päeva ringi. Kui see nüüd kellegi hea nali ei ole, siis see "Testimonials" lehekülg on küll üsna hea ülevaade kolka-ameeriklase elueesmärkidest.
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12.09.2007 at 16:02
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Natuke nalja vol. 25In an airplane the captain told the passengers:
- "This is your Captain speaking. We are loosing height and we do not have fuel enough for reaching land. Therefore, we have to let all baggage leave the airplane."
After this had been taking care of the airplane got height again.
Half an hour later the airplane lost height again and the captain were on the loudspeakers once more:
- This is your captain speaking. We are still loosing height, and we can not reach land without having some passengers to leave the plane. It is a bad situation but we will do this in an honest and democratic way!!
We will use the alphabet - starting with A."
- "Are there any African passengers?"
No one answered.
- "Are there any Black passengers?"
Still no one answered.
- "Are there any Coloured passengers?"
Still no one answered but back in the airplane a little boy asked his father:
- "Dad, you have always told me to be honest. We are both from Africa and have black coloured skin."
- "Yes, my son. That is right. But today we are Niggers.
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