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Natuke nalja vol. 23If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee
(Hardly seems worth it)
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb
(Now that's more like it)
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet (OMG...!)
A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life I want to be a pig)
A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.
(Creepy)
(I'm still not over the pig)
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Do not try this at home .. maybe at work)
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
("Honey, I'm home. What the....")
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes...can you imagine??)
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds
(What can be so tasty on the bottom of the pond?)
Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life ... quality over quantity.)
Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know)
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmm........)
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
Elephants are the only animal that cannot jump.
(OK, so that would be a good thing....)
A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out.)
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)
Starfish have no brains.
(I know some people like that too.)
Polar bears are left-handed.
(Who knew...? Who cares!)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig?)
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04.06.2007 at 21:46
quote:eleanor: Don´t know if it has been here, but some really intresting reading about Voru autoaed
http://www.ls1gto.com/forums/showthread.php?t=144931&highlight=estonia
huvitav teema
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07.06.2007 at 17:10
quote:eleanor: Don´t know if it has been here, but some really intresting reading about Voru autoaed
http://www.ls1gto.com/forums/showthread.php?t=144931&highlight=estonia
Selle võiks pigem tõsta uue teema alla: Kuidas leida usaka eelmine omanik.
Huvitav lugemine.
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08.06.2007 at 10:23
A woman was helping her husband set up his computer, and at the
appropriate point in the process, told him that he would now need to
enter a password.
Something he will use to log on.
The husband was in a rather amorous mood and figured he would try for
the shock effect to bring this to his wife's attention.
So, when the computer asked him to enter his password, he made it
plainly obvious to his wife that he was keying in... P.....
E.....
N....
I.....
S.....
His wife fell off her chair laughing when the computer replied: PASSWORD DENIED. NOT LONG ENOUGH.
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10.06.2007 at 19:50
Natuke nalja vol. 23Saa sa siis nüüd aru mida sisse võtta ja mida peale määrida.
Vahend autoklaaside sisemiseks hoolduseks. Vahend autoklaaside sisemiseks töötlemiseks kondensatsiooni vastu. KASUTAMINE – AINULT SEESPIDISELT! Klaasid peavad olema puhtad ja kuivad. Pudelit hoolikalt loksutada. Pehme, tihedast kangast lapp niisutada väikese koguse vahendiga ning hõõruda klaasi. Oodata, kuni kiht muutub häguseks, seejärel hõõruda puhta lapiga klaasi tugevate ringikujuliste liigutustega, kuni klaas muutub täiesti läbipaistvaks. Vajadusel korrata. MITTE KASUTADA KILE- JA VÄRVITUD PINDADEL.
VIHMATÕKKEVAHEND. Autoklaaside töötlemiseks, tagab parema nähtavuse vihmasel ajal. KASUTAMINE – AINULT VÄLISPIDISELT! Klaasid peavad olema puhtad ja kuivad. Pudeli sisu hoolikalt loksutada. Pehme, tihedast kangast lapp niisutada väikese koguse vahendiga ning hõõruda klaasi ringikujuliste liigutustega. Oodata, kuni kiht muutub suitsuseks, siis niisutada veel kord lapp ning hõõruda klaasi, ent seekord tuleb ringikujulisi liigutusi sooritada vastassuunas. Oodata täieliku kuivamiseni, seejärel hõõruda teise puhta lapiga läikima, kuni klaas on täiesti läbipaistev.
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11.06.2007 at 16:06
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