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askeldaja
 
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Cowhump

Leheküljelt: http://www.hornblasters.com/video.php

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14.08.2006 at 23:21
Indrek_S
 
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Tegelikult on asi naljast kaugel.
Lihtsalt üks tavaline SBC UAZ põhjanaabrite tõlgenduses


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15.08.2006 at 10:56
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jesse
 
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http://www.bertrand-soulier.com/2006/08/04/magicienne-nue/

erootiline mustkunst :P

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15.08.2006 at 11:46
antoonio
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Vanaisa
  
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KÕIK KASTIRATASTELE, SELTSIMEHED!!!
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17.08.2006 at 14:31
Muhkel912
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http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Estonia

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18.08.2006 at 09:38
Indrek_S
 
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fire83
 
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Arvutiporno
'08 Oranzh HHR LT
'93 Must TransAm
'83 Punane Firebird

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18.08.2006 at 11:18
anryo
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www.ark.ee

Kuradi ARK ikka on meil... :)

Ise kasutavad küll oma kodukal ilusate Ameerika autode (siinkohal Cadillac) pilte, kuid registreerimisel on sada viga, miks ikka neile ei sobi.
Pangu kodukale ka Nissani pilt!
:devil

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We live in a poor neighbourhood - we can only afford to drive old cars.

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18.08.2006 at 11:27
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kps
 
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Kodumaine Boeing:



Või teisest küljest vaadatuna saaks vanaema päris mitu purki sellele moosiriiulile ära mahutada.

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18.08.2006 at 11:41
Indrek_S
 
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väle reaktiiv

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20.08.2006 at 20:30
antoine
 
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Sõiduauto põrkas teerulliga kokku (1)
20. august 2006 kell 13:13 | Online | Trüki

Laupäeva lõunal toimus Ida-Virumaal Lohusalus liiklusõnnetus, milles osalesid teerull ja sõiduauto.




19. augustil kella 13.15 paiku toimus liiklusõnnetus Ida-Virumaal Lohusuu vallas, Jõhvi – Tartu maantee 56. kilomeetril, kus sõiduauto Chrysler New Yorker, mida juhtis Margo (s 1979), põrkas remonditaval teelõigul kokku teerulliga „Hamm“, mida juhtis Ahto (s 1978).


Kokkupõrke tagajärjel paiskus sõiduauto teelt välja ja rullus üle katuse. Vigastada said sõiduautos viibinud Kristjan (s 1986) ja Kadri (s 1988), mõlemad peale esmaabi andmist lubati ambulatoorsele ravile.

Päästemeeskonna abi vajati kannatanute kättesaamisel avariilisest autost.



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Cadillac De Ville 1997
Cadillac Escalade Crew Cab Pickup 6.0 V8 2005
Jeep Commander 07 WH Facelift 3.0 V6 160kW 2005

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20.08.2006 at 00:39
vr_
  
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quote:
abraham: Sõiduauto põrkas teerulliga kokku (1)
20. august 2006 kell 13:13 | Online | Trüki

Laupäeva lõunal toimus Ida-Virumaal Lohusalus liiklusõnnetus, milles osalesid teerull ja sõiduauto.



Kas liiklusõnnetus kus inimesed viga saavad on miski irwitamise koht? või mille see nali oli. et usakas osales?

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21.08.2006 at 08:47
qwerty
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quote:
vr_:
quote:
abraham: Sõiduauto põrkas teerulliga kokku (1)
20. august 2006 kell 13:13 | Online | Trüki

Laupäeva lõunal toimus Ida-Virumaal Lohusalus liiklusõnnetus, milles osalesid teerull ja sõiduauto.



Kas liiklusõnnetus kus inimesed viga saavad on miski irwitamise koht? või mille see nali oli. et usakas osales?

Mõte on selles, et on lolle, kes ei oska teetööde piirkonnas mõistliku kiirusega sõita

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21.08.2006 at 09:59
antsas
 
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http://foorum.hinnavaatlus.ee/viewtopic.php?t=246070
koolijutsidele midagi

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21.08.2006 at 13:09
keevitaja
  
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22.08.2006 at 10:13
ROKIPEER
 
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22.08.2006 at 18:08
ammi
 
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Do not press the button :)


http://www.changar.com/archives/redbutton.html

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23.08.2006 at 08:59
zeke
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Vinge :)




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23.08.2006 at 12:56
fire83
 
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Nii võib juhtuda kui diseli kampaaniast osa võtad :D

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'08 Oranzh HHR LT
'93 Must TransAm
'83 Punane Firebird

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23.08.2006 at 14:37
veedler
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http://woman.delfi.ee/foorum/read.php?f=9&i=339071&t=339071

Ka teie teadsite, et tallinnas on üle 51 miljoni elaniku?:D

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pampkuri
 
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Demokraatlikes riikides on kasutusel laias laastus neli presidendivalimiste süsteemi:
a) Otsene: presidendi valib rahvas (näide: Prantsusmaa).
b) Kaudne: presidendi valivad valijamehed (USA).
c) Parlamentaarne: presidendi valib parlament (Läti).
d) Ja neljas süsteem: presidendi valib Edgar Savisaar (Eesti).


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23.08.2006 at 18:36
pampkuri
 
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quote:
veedler: http://woman.delfi.ee/foorum/read.php?f=9&i=339071&t=339071

Ka teie teadsite, et tallinnas on üle 51 miljoni elaniku?:D


Re: blondiin liidab numbreid
Autor: :D
Aeg: 08-23-06 15:06

päris lahe seltskond siin... alguses teevad nalja, aga pärast lähevad kurjaks



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23.08.2006 at 18:45
Vanaisa
  
Moderator
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PET RULES

Post VERY LOW on the refrigerator door - nose height.

Dear Dogs and Cats,
The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note, placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest.

The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack.
Beating me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help because I fall faster than you can run.

I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I am very sorry about this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to ensure your comfort. Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball when they sleep. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out the other end to maximize space is nothing but sarcasm.

For the last time, there is not a secret exit from the bathroom. If by some miracle I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not necessary to claw, whine, meow, try to turn the knob or get your paw under the edge and try to pull the door open. I must exit through the same door I entered. Also, I have been using the bathroom for years --canine or feline attendance is not required.

The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough!


To pacify you, my dear pets, I have posted the following message on our front door:

To All Non-Pet Owners Who Visit & Like to Complain About Our Pets:
1. They live here. You don't.
2. If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture. (That's why they call it "fur"niture.)
3. I like my pets a lot better than I like most people.
4. To you, it's an animal. To me, he/she is an adopted son/daughter who is short, hairy, walks on all fours and doesn't speak clearly.

Remember: Dogs and cats are better than kids because they:
1. Eat less
2. Don't ask for money all the time
3 Are easier to train
4. Normally come when called
5. Never ask to drive the car
6. Don't hang out with drug-using friends
7. Don't smoke or drink
8. Don't have to buy the latest fashions
9. Don't want to wear your clothes
10. Don't need a gazillion dollars for college, and...
11. If they get pregnant, you can sell their children.

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KÕIK KASTIRATASTELE, SELTSIMEHED!!!
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23.08.2006 at 21:08
tann28
 
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Saigoni liiklus. 1 mees annab vilet ja kõik vudivad:)
http://fishki.net/comment.php?id=10312

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