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 kalev35
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 Natuke nalja vol 17
Cadillac vaibaga kaetud
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27.04.2006 at 16:39 |
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Taurus_93
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Natuke nalja vol 17
Eestis vist raske sellise nimega firmal läbi lüüa....
http://www.sittat.com/
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Cadillac STS 3,6 05´
Subaru Outback 2.5 AWD 07´
Ex: Taurus LX 93´ (4 tükki oli neid lausa)
Ex: Chrysler 300M 00´
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27.04.2006 at 20:28 |
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elustiil
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Natuke nalja vol 17
http://ru.fishki.net/picso/prikolgol.gif |
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27.04.2006 at 21:15 |
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Stang-R
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 Natuke nalja vol 17
Vana lugu, aga enne suve tasub üle korrata:
Kalor on soojushulk, mis on vajalik ühe grammi vee
temperatuuri tõstmiseks ühe kraadi Celsiuse võrra. Seega kui
juua ära liiter (1000 g) külma õlut (+4 C), siis selle
soojendamiseks kehatemperatuurini (+37 C) kulutab teie
organism energiat 1000 X (37 C- 4 C) = 33 000 kalorit.
Et aga üks liiter õlut sisaldab umbes 10 000 kalorit
energiat, siis on tulemuseks 33 000 -10 000 = 23 000 kalorit
"kõhnumist", mis on ligilähedane 30 minutisele kergele
sörkjooksule....
Järelikult: ET KÕHNUDA, JOOGE KÜLMA ÕLUT!!!!
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28.04.2006 at 07:37 |
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Stang-R
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 Natuke nalja vol 17
Lõunarootslane tüdineb linnakärast ja kolib Lapimaale
üksindust nautima. On juba pool aastat seal elanud, kui
ühel õhtul astub tema juurest läbi kohalik saami-taat.
Laubä õhtakul tulep pitu, tule mulle külla, ütleb saam.
Rootsalne: Kas süü..
Nii et ei jõua ära süüa, vastab saam.
Rootslane: Aga juu...
Liitrite kaupa, ütleb saam.
Rootslane: Äkki saab kepp..
Aga muidugist, teatab saam kavala näoga ja asutab end
minekule. Jõuab juba mõnekümne sammu kaugusele, kui
rootslane hüüab järele: Mida selga panna?
Pole vahet, ütleb saam, oleme ju katekesi. |
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28.04.2006 at 07:58 |
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_martin_
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Natuke nalja vol 17
Naljateemas arutelu ei salli isegi, aga ei saa mitte vaiki olla:
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Stang-R:Et aga üks liiter õlut sisaldab umbes 10 000 kalorit energiat
Minu teada, peaks hele õlu sisaldama u. 320kcal ja tume koguni 720kcal liitri kohta.
Heleda korral 33kcal - 320kcal = -287kcal ja tumeda puhul 33kcal - 720kcal = -687kcal e. siis kõhnumisele õllejoomine väga kaasa ei aita.
Võrdluseks: täiskasvanud mehe päevane kulutatav kaloraazh on u. 3000-4000kcal.
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28.04.2006 at 08:35 |
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rat_013
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Natuke nalja vol 17
krdi keemikfüüsik 
rikkusid kõik ilusa ära.. 
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28.04.2006 at 09:01 |
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Stang-R
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Natuke nalja vol 17
quote:
rat_013: krdi keemikfüüsik
rikkusid kõik ilusa ära..
Ära mure, ole õnne, KÜLMA õlle vastu prillipapad ei saa. |
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28.04.2006 at 09:13 |
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zeke
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Natuke nalja vol 17
Jack, a smart businessman, talks to his son:
JACK : "I want you to marry a girl of my choice".
SON : "I will choose my own bride".
JACK : "But the girl is Bill Gates' daughter".
SON : "Well, in that case......"
Next Jack approaches Bill Gates:
JACK : "I have a husband for your daughter".
BILL GATES : "But my daughter is too young to marry".
JACK : "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank".
BILL GATES : "Ah, in that case......".
Finally Jack goes to see the President of the World Bank:
JACK : "I have a young man to be recommended as a Vice
President".
PRESIDENT : "But I already have more Vice-Persidents than I need".
JACK : "But this young man is Bill Gates' son-in-law".
PRESIDENT : "Ah, in that case......".
This is how business is done in today's world !!!
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kalev35
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Natuke nalja vol 17
kõik kliendi tarvis
suvi tuleb, ettevaatust!
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96 Lincoln Town Car
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rasmus
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Natuke nalja vol 17
Tunnel of death |
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masterofceremony
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Natuke nalja vol 17
Mina kui paadunud Mägi Aivari fänn ei saa tast ikka üle ega ümber. Kahju et enne ei märganud, oleks raudpolt vaatama läinud, treiler tundub küll päris hea olevat.
http://www.macaivar.pri.ee/
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28.04.2006 at 18:37 |
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fire83
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Natuke nalja vol 17
Google õpib eesti keelt
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'08 Oranzh HHR LT
'93 Must TransAm
'83 Punane Firebird |
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29.04.2006 at 15:47 |
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askeldaja
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Natuke nalja vol 17
Pisut ärritatud blondiin roolitaga. |
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01.05.2006 at 12:27 |
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rat_013
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Natuke nalja vol 17
veidike piiramatut inimmõistust
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JustDreaming
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http://www.auto24.ee/webcache_kasutatud/159/auto_php-id=207159-www_auto24_ee.html |
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tfr
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Natuke nalja vol 17
MB või Audi?
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erx3
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Natuke nalja vol 17
http://www.shaveeverywhere.com/ |
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twist
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Natuke nalja vol 17
Oli vist Gumball Rally 3000, kus lambomees ütles ferramehele:"Can`t afford to buy a Lamborghini, huh?"
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Natuke nalja vol 17
quote:
twist: Oli vist Gumball Rally 3000, kus lambomees ütles ferramehele:"Can`t afford to buy a Lamborghini, huh?"
btw, eile jõuti Taisse, ebaametlik liider oli "team Polizei" - Bentley Continental GT-l, kuni 2 Lambo(ühe juht vist Bam Margera) crashini, millede tükid Bentley õlitus süsteemi vigastasid.
SLR-idest juba 3-l on teh.prob , üks saadi taas liikvele.
Ja jälle on üks Viper ribadeks kõmmutatud, nagu eelmine aastagi... ei ole naljakas, aga nagu nad räägivad et: "wanna finish Gumball, don`t drive anything that is or has been named Viper" 
E: Dämn kiluvargad tegid meile ära, Lätlaste M6 oli stardis!(eelmine aasta olid leedukas ja moskvalane Zondaga....)
E2: Jackassi tüübid lasevad edasi, hoopis team FLA5H lõpetas oma Lambo puudes...
osalejate nimekiri 2006
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GMC c-1500 6,5TD ´95 - Life Is a Journey, so Ride with Style!
Dodge Charger ´08
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rat_013
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quote:
twist: Oli vist Gumball Rally 3000, kus lambomees ütles ferramehele:"Can`t afford to buy a Lamborghini, huh?"
se oli see jackassi osa kus mehed ütlesid et kui ferruvenda näed siis ütle et noh, pappi ei jätkund et lambot osta ehk siis megairw
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kalev35
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Natuke nalja vol 17
http://blogsimages.skynet.be/images/000/479/951_1092738487.jpg
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http://www.liquidlight.co.uk/our_work/rightmix.php
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rat_013
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Natuke nalja vol 17
mhmh okei http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v393/Mawerick/sekalaista/sierra.jpg
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Ets
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Natuke nalja vol 17
Tantsu evolutsioon |
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kalev35
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Natuke nalja vol 17
Autobilius Giaganticus - a large type of automobile produced by Detroit, usually rear-wheel drive. (Cadillac Fleetwood)
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The Navigator has one great feature--it comes with a toilet bowl built into the back seat. Okay, it's not a toilet bowl. But, c'mon, it sure looks like a toilet bowl, doesn't it? Now, who was the slanthead at Lincoln who dreamed up this aesthetic touch? It's only a matter of time before someone's 3-year-old lifts the lid and...well, you get the idea.
http://www.cartalk.com/content/testdrives/index.html
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