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kalev35
  
Natuke nalja vol 17
Cadillac vaibaga kaetud

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96 Lincoln Town Car
We've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.

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27.04.2006 at 16:39
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Taurus_93
Natuke nalja vol 17
Eestis vist raske sellise nimega firmal läbi lüüa....
http://www.sittat.com/

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Cadillac STS 3,6 05´
Subaru Outback 2.5 AWD 07´
Ex: Taurus LX 93´ (4 tükki oli neid lausa)
Ex: Chrysler 300M 00´
Yamaha YZF-R6

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27.04.2006 at 20:28
elustiil
Natuke nalja vol 17
http://ru.fishki.net/picso/prikolgol.gif

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27.04.2006 at 21:15
Stang-R
 
Natuke nalja vol 17
Vana lugu, aga enne suve tasub üle korrata:

Kalor on soojushulk, mis on vajalik ühe grammi vee
temperatuuri tõstmiseks ühe kraadi Celsiuse võrra. Seega kui
juua ära liiter (1000 g) külma õlut (+4 C), siis selle
soojendamiseks kehatemperatuurini (+37 C) kulutab teie
organism energiat 1000 X (37 C- 4 C) = 33 000 kalorit.

Et aga üks liiter õlut sisaldab umbes 10 000 kalorit
energiat, siis on tulemuseks 33 000 -10 000 = 23 000 kalorit
"kõhnumist", mis on ligilähedane 30 minutisele kergele
sörkjooksule....

Järelikult: ET KÕHNUDA, JOOGE KÜLMA ÕLUT!!!!


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28.04.2006 at 07:37
Stang-R
 
Natuke nalja vol 17
Lõunarootslane tüdineb linnakärast ja kolib Lapimaale
üksindust nautima. On juba pool aastat seal elanud, kui
ühel õhtul astub tema juurest läbi kohalik saami-taat.
Laubä õhtakul tulep pitu, tule mulle külla, ütleb saam.
Rootsalne: Kas süü..
Nii et ei jõua ära süüa, vastab saam.
Rootslane: Aga juu...
Liitrite kaupa, ütleb saam.
Rootslane: Äkki saab kepp..
Aga muidugist, teatab saam kavala näoga ja asutab end
minekule. Jõuab juba mõnekümne sammu kaugusele, kui
rootslane hüüab järele: Mida selga panna?
Pole vahet, ütleb saam, oleme ju katekesi.

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28.04.2006 at 07:58
_martin_
  
Natuke nalja vol 17
Naljateemas arutelu ei salli isegi, aga ei saa mitte vaiki olla:
quote:
Stang-R:Et aga üks liiter õlut sisaldab umbes 10 000 kalorit energiat
Minu teada, peaks hele õlu sisaldama u. 320kcal ja tume koguni 720kcal liitri kohta.
Heleda korral 33kcal - 320kcal = -287kcal ja tumeda puhul 33kcal - 720kcal = -687kcal e. siis kõhnumisele õllejoomine väga kaasa ei aita.
Võrdluseks: täiskasvanud mehe päevane kulutatav kaloraazh on u. 3000-4000kcal.

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'97 Mark VIII

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28.04.2006 at 08:35
rat_013
 
Natuke nalja vol 17
krdi keemikfüüsik :D
rikkusid kõik ilusa ära.. :)

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28.04.2006 at 09:01
Stang-R
 
Natuke nalja vol 17
quote:
rat_013: krdi keemikfüüsik :D
rikkusid kõik ilusa ära.. :)

Ära mure, ole õnne, KÜLMA õlle vastu prillipapad ei saa.

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28.04.2006 at 09:13
zeke
Natuke nalja vol 17
Jack, a smart businessman, talks to his son:

JACK : "I want you to marry a girl of my choice".
SON : "I will choose my own bride".
JACK : "But the girl is Bill Gates' daughter".
SON : "Well, in that case......"

Next Jack approaches Bill Gates:

JACK : "I have a husband for your daughter".
BILL GATES : "But my daughter is too young to marry".
JACK : "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank".
BILL GATES : "Ah, in that case......".

Finally Jack goes to see the President of the World Bank:

JACK : "I have a young man to be recommended as a Vice
President".
PRESIDENT : "But I already have more Vice-Persidents than I need".
JACK : "But this young man is Bill Gates' son-in-law".
PRESIDENT : "Ah, in that case......".

This is how business is done in today's world !!!




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MX-5, 116

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28.04.2006 at 10:33
kalev35
  
Natuke nalja vol 17
kõik kliendi tarvis
suvi tuleb, ettevaatust!

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96 Lincoln Town Car
We've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.

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28.04.2006 at 14:41
rasmus
Natuke nalja vol 17
Tunnel of death

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28.04.2006 at 15:58
masterofceremony
 
Natuke nalja vol 17
Mina kui paadunud Mägi Aivari fänn ei saa tast ikka üle ega ümber.:D Kahju et enne ei märganud, oleks raudpolt vaatama läinud, treiler tundub küll päris hea olevat.
http://www.macaivar.pri.ee/

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CB ja raadioamatööride foorum.

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28.04.2006 at 18:37
fire83
 
Natuke nalja vol 17
Google õpib eesti keelt

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Arvutiporno
'08 Oranzh HHR LT
'93 Must TransAm
'83 Punane Firebird

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29.04.2006 at 15:47
askeldaja
 
Natuke nalja vol 17
Pisut ärritatud blondiin roolitaga.

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01.05.2006 at 12:27
rat_013
 
Natuke nalja vol 17
veidike piiramatut inimmõistust

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impreza n/a

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03.05.2006 at 18:13
JustDreaming
Natuke nalja vol 17
http://www.auto24.ee/webcache_kasutatud/159/auto_php-id=207159-www_auto24_ee.html

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03.05.2006 at 18:32
tfr
 
Natuke nalja vol 17
MB või Audi?


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03.05.2006 at 23:12
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erx3
Natuke nalja vol 17
http://www.shaveeverywhere.com/

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04.05.2006 at 13:48
twist
Natuke nalja vol 17
Oli vist Gumball Rally 3000, kus lambomees ütles ferramehele:"Can`t afford to buy a Lamborghini, huh?"

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Miki

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04.05.2006 at 13:56
truckerkOll
 
Natuke nalja vol 17
quote:
twist: Oli vist Gumball Rally 3000, kus lambomees ütles ferramehele:"Can`t afford to buy a Lamborghini, huh?"
btw, eile jõuti Taisse, ebaametlik liider oli "team Polizei" - Bentley Continental GT-l, kuni 2 Lambo(ühe juht vist Bam Margera) crashini, millede tükid Bentley õlitus süsteemi vigastasid.
SLR-idest juba 3-l on teh.prob , üks saadi taas liikvele.
Ja jälle on üks Viper ribadeks kõmmutatud, nagu eelmine aastagi... ei ole naljakas, aga nagu nad räägivad et: "wanna finish Gumball, don`t drive anything that is or has been named Viper" :(


E: Dämn kiluvargad tegid meile ära, Lätlaste M6 oli stardis!(eelmine aasta olid leedukas ja moskvalane Zondaga....)

E2: Jackassi tüübid lasevad edasi, hoopis team FLA5H lõpetas oma Lambo puudes...

osalejate nimekiri 2006

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GMC c-1500 6,5TD ´95 - Life Is a Journey, so Ride with Style!
Dodge Charger ´08

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04.05.2006 at 15:00
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rat_013
 
Natuke nalja vol 17
quote:
twist: Oli vist Gumball Rally 3000, kus lambomees ütles ferramehele:"Can`t afford to buy a Lamborghini, huh?"
se oli see jackassi osa kus mehed ütlesid et kui ferruvenda näed siis ütle et noh, pappi ei jätkund et lambot osta :D ehk siis megairw

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04.05.2006 at 15:45
kalev35
  
Natuke nalja vol 17
http://blogsimages.skynet.be/images/000/479/951_1092738487.jpg
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http://www.liquidlight.co.uk/our_work/rightmix.php

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96 Lincoln Town Car
We've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.

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04.05.2006 at 16:38
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rat_013
 
Natuke nalja vol 17
mhmh okei http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v393/Mawerick/sekalaista/sierra.jpg

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04.05.2006 at 23:09
Ets
Natuke nalja vol 17
Tantsu evolutsioon

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06.05.2006 at 10:03
kalev35
  
Natuke nalja vol 17
Autobilius Giaganticus - a large type of automobile produced by Detroit, usually rear-wheel drive. (Cadillac Fleetwood)
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quote:
The Navigator has one great feature--it comes with a toilet bowl built into the back seat. Okay, it's not a toilet bowl. But, c'mon, it sure looks like a toilet bowl, doesn't it? Now, who was the slanthead at Lincoln who dreamed up this aesthetic touch? It's only a matter of time before someone's 3-year-old lifts the lid and...well, you get the idea.

http://www.cartalk.com/content/testdrives/index.html


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96 Lincoln Town Car
We've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.

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06.05.2006 at 10:52
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