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topis
Natuke nalja...vol.14
quote:
Silwer666: Ma isegi usuks seda viimast juttu...
mulle tuli ka sama kiri...aadressilt ála rain_lohmus@yahoo.com :uhoh

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06.01.2006 at 22:19
newton
 
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http://bl.net/forwards/cookie.html
http://urbanlegends.about.com/library/weekly/aa071397.htm

jne, jne, jne...

google

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06.01.2006 at 22:24
Last edited 06.01.2006 at 22:25 by newton (Moderator)
Silwer
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quote:
newton: http://bl.net/forwards/cookie.html
http://urbanlegends.about.com/library/weekly/aa071397.htm

jne, jne, jne...

google

Tundub et olen liialt naiivne... :)

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07.01.2006 at 12:43
rat_013
 
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heres how i break it down in geek talk for you nerds to understand
males = intel pentium 4's. Cool, reliable, stable, tough
females = AMD athlons, sure their sexy, and their hot...but as soon as they start thinking i wouldnt rely on one

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07.01.2006 at 14:02
ReyMan
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quote:
rat_013: heres how i break it down in geek talk for you nerds to understand
males = intel pentium 4's. Cool, reliable, stable, tough
females = AMD athlons, sure their sexy, and their hot...but as soon as they start thinking i wouldnt rely on one

OT

Aga kahjuks on see asi vastupidi, Intel on praepann AMD kõrval ja tänu sellele teeb Intel ka rohkem vigu.
3,06GHz Intel = a la 2.2GHz AMD

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07.01.2006 at 14:26
mrtn
Natuke nalja...vol.14

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07.01.2006 at 17:17
tfr
 
Natuke nalja...vol.14


Siinsetele meestele sobiv arvuti

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07.01.2006 at 00:38
Hõljuk
Natuke nalja...vol.14
Veel sobivam oleks V8 Casemod:

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07.01.2006 at 01:36
Royale
Natuke nalja...vol.14
Ärandati liinibuss

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09.01.2006 at 13:45
Vanaisa
  
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Natuke nalja...vol.14
Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes. Ever.

Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."

Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"

Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.
Reply With Quote

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09.01.2006 at 14:18
fire83
 
Natuke nalja...vol.14
Norrise võitude rida on muidugi muljetavaldav. Kuuekümnendatel oli ta vist praktiliselt võitmatu. Siiski on aeg ajalt mikide maalt veebi paistev Norrise jumaldamine Teleturu rek klippide taustal veidi naljaks-naiivne (ei me ei öelnud seda sõna, et (paneb muigama" ) :D Aga eks meil kõigil ole olnud kuulõpp vahel käes, pole maailmameister ranger vanameister ka erandiks.

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09.01.2006 at 14:27
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indrek ilves
  
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IMO parim fakt Chuck Norris'e kohta:
Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.

allikas: http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

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09.01.2006 at 14:50
truckerkOll
 
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quote:
Vanaisa: Chuck Norris ....

On the 7th day, God rested.... Chuck Norris took over.


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09.01.2006 at 23:27
rat_013
 
Natuke nalja...vol.14
Lupaus loppuvuodeksi: Alkoholia vain päivinä, jotkaalkavat t:llä. Eli tiistaina, torstaina, tänään, toissapäivänä, työpäivinä, tulevina päivinä sekä tunnuntaina!

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10.01.2006 at 10:01
Madlobster
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Parkimiskell

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10.01.2006 at 21:10
rat_013
 
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täitsa põnevaid autusi siin joonistatud:
http://disney.go.com/disneypictures/cars/index.html

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10.01.2006 at 22:03
Pedaal
Natuke nalja...vol.14
A 75-year-old man went to his doctor to get a sperm count. The Dr. gave him a jar, sent him home and told him to bring back a semen sample tomorrow."

The next day, the 75-year-old man returned to the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.

The doctor asked what happened, and the man explained, "Well, Doc, it's like this. ... First I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then her left, still nothing. She even tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, and still nothing. We even called up Arlene, the lady next door, and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezing it between her knees, but still nothing."

The doctor was shocked. "You asked your neighbor!!??"

The old man replied, "Yep, but no matter what all three of us tried, with our arthritis, we still couldn't get the jar open

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10.01.2006 at 22:20
ROKIPEER
 
Natuke nalja...vol.14
Eestis elab 1,366723 miljonit inimest.

Tööjõu hulka loetakse neist 15-74 aastased majanduslikult aktiivsed inimesed, keda on 705 000.

371 000 on pensionil , seega jääb tööd tegema 334 000 inimest.
Kesk- ja kõrgkoolides õpib neist 64 000, nii et tööd jääb tegema 270 000.
Riigitööl on neist 160 000, mis tähendab, et tegelikult peavad töö ära tegema 110 000 inimest.
Töötute arv on meil praegu 93 107, nii et töö jääb teha 16 893 inimesel.
Eesti kaitseväes teenib 4529 inimest, järele jääb veel 12 364 võimalikku töötegijat.
Haiglavoodis lebab neist iga jumala päev 7650, mis jätab järele 4714 tööinimest.
Paraku istub 4712 neist kinni vanglates. Nii et töö tegemiseks jääb järele KAKS inimest. SINA JA MINA ! Ja Sina istud seal ja loed ...

Nii, kes siis veel PEALE MINU tööd teeb?

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11.01.2006 at 09:21
Last edited 11.01.2006 at 09:21 by ROKIPEER
Hõljuk
Natuke nalja...vol.14
Kuidas teenida oma esimene miljon - http://foorum.hinnavaatlus.ee/viewtopic.php?t=228436

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11.01.2006 at 12:29
krss
  
Natuke nalja...vol.14
Kes teab, kuhu kadus tööl mu ülioluline punane mapp?

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12.01.2006 at 22:51
rat_013
 
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OT - ma nägin IRL sellist ca 2 nädalat tagasi, justvalminuna töö juures :) aga see oli sinine niiet pole sama :)

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12.01.2006 at 23:07
426
  
Natuke nalja...vol.14


PS! Mina ei arva, et see naljakas on :D

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12.01.2006 at 23:31
ReyMan
Natuke nalja...vol.14
Ei tahtnud "Natuke kisa" Topicut teha aga väärt asi ikka.
Coswoth F1 mootor @ 20000 rpm :burnout

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12.01.2006 at 01:24
ReyMan
Natuke nalja...vol.14
vastus küsimusele: Miks peab köis alati kaasas olema? :D

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13.01.2006 at 03:01
Sarv
  
Natuke nalja...vol.14
Hei,

Kes veel millegipärast ei teadnud, siis slovakkias on imeodav rumm.
Seetõttu mõtlesin, et rummitoodetega peaks end kurssi viima. Saadan teile ka ühe rummikoogi retsepti...

Rummikook
1 tl suhkrut, 1 või 2 pud. rummi, 1 dl kuivat puuvilju, pruuni suhkrut,
1 tl soodat, 100 g võid, 2 muna, 3 sidrunit, 1 kl jahu, 1 dl pähkleid

Alustuseks proovi rummi. Mmm, hea, kas pole? Võid alustada.

Võta suur kauss, mõõduklaas jne

Proovi uuesti rummi. Veendumaks, kas rumm on piisavalt hea,
vala 1 dl klaasi ja joo nii kiiresti kui saad. Korda.
Klopi mikseriga või suures kausis.... lisa 1 tl suhkrut ja vahusta veel.
Kontororolli, kas rumm on OK.......

Võta veel klaasike. Ava teine pudel kui vaja............
Liza munad, kuivatatadud puuvljad.... peksa vahule.....
Kui nad kitivad mikseri kinni, kasuta kruvikeeraja abi....
Maitse rummi, et kontrollida konsis..konssisitensistentsi...
lisa 3 dl soola või pipart või ..... vahet pole.......
Proovi rummi.
Bressi 1 sidururuni mahl ........ lisa 1 tl pruuni või miskit värvi
suhhurt....
vahet pole.........Sega.......

Määri ahi võiga, keera koogivorm 350 kraadi peale, keera tainas
ahju..........

Maitse veel rummi, mine magama.......


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