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Natuke huumorit vol 29Joe wanted to buy a motorbike. He doesn't have much luck until, one day;
he comes across a Harley with a 'For Sale' sign on it.
The bike seems even better than a new one, although it is 10 years old.
It is shiny and in absolute mint condition. He immediately buys it, and
asks the seller how he kept it in such great condition for 10 years.
'Well, it's quite simple, really,' says the seller, 'whenever the bike
is outside and it's going to rain, rub Vaseline on the chrome. It
protects it from the rain.' And he
Hands Joe a jar of Vaseline.
That night, his girlfriend, Sandra, invites him over to meet her
parents. Naturally, they take the bike there.
But just before they enter the house, Sandra stops him and says, 'I have
to tell you something about my family before we go in... When we eat
dinner, we don't talk. In fact, the first person who says anything
during dinner has to do the dishes.'
'No problem,' he says. And in they go.
Joe is shocked. Right smack in the middle of the living room is a huge
stack of dirty dishes.
In the kitchen is another huge stack of dishes. Piled up on the stairs,
in the corridor, everywhere he looks, dirty dishes.
They sit down to dinner and, sure enough, no one says a word. As dinner
progresses, Joe decides to take advantage of the situation.
So he leans over and kisses Sandra. No one says a word. So he reaches
over and fondles her breasts. Still, nobody says a word. So he stands
up, grabs her, rips her clothes off, throws her on the table, and screws
her right there, in front of her parents.
His girlfriend is a little flustered, her dad is obviously livid, and
her mom horrified when he sits back down, but no one says a word.
He looks at her mom. 'She's got a great body,' he thinks. So he grabs
the mom, bends her over the dinner table, and has his way with her every
which way right there on the dinner table. Now his girlfriend is furious
and her dad is boiling, but still, total silence.
All of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder, and it starts to rain.
Joe remembers his bike, so he pulls the jar of Vaseline from his pocket.
Suddenly the father backs away from the table and shouts, 'All right,
that's enough, I'll do the f*cking dishes!'
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16.04.2008 at 08:01
Natuke huumorit vol 29Ehh, kustutasin ära oma posti enne Vanaisa vastust. Aga jutuks oli, et täna sain seoses tattoo teemaga alljärgneva spämmi oma mailboxi, pealkirjaga Tasuta tätoveering.
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krooni eest, saavad kauba peale tasuta Oru Kodu logo tätoveerimise oma
kehale.
Meil on järele jäänud viimased krundid ning kindlasti ei jätku neid
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kes enesele esialgu tätoveeringut ei soovi.
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55 533 001
Vanaisale: muidugi panin aja kinni
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16.04.2008 at 20:16
quote:Joel: Ehh, kustutasin ära oma posti enne Vanaisa vastust. Aga jutuks oli, et täna sain seoses tattoo teemaga alljärgneva spämmi oma mailboxi, pealkirjaga Tasuta tätoveering.
Tervist!
Tänu Oru Kodu klientide aktiivsusele, on nüüd võimalik osaleda täiesti
uuelaadses kampaanias.
Kõik kliendid, kes ostavad Oru Kodu elamurajoonis enesele maja 1,8 M
krooni eest, saavad kauba peale tasuta Oru Kodu logo tätoveerimise oma
kehale.
Meil on järele jäänud viimased krundid ning kindlasti ei jätku neid
kõigile, sest tänaseks on müüdud kõik eriprojektid.
Kui tunnete huvi elamise vastu Oru Kodus, siis on nüüd viimane aeg
tegutseda. Väga head pakkumised on garanteeritud ka neile elanikele,
kes enesele esialgu tätoveeringut ei soovi.
Lähem informatsioon: http://www.orukodu.ee/index.php?lang=est&main_id=3
Kirke Vile
kirke@orukodu.ee
55 533 001
Vanaisale: muidugi panin aja kinni
Tavaline reklaami kampaania orukodule. Leiti mingi tola, kes selle juraga nõus oli ja pääseti uudistesse. Peale seda veel natuke spämmi meiliboxi ning kõik räägivad ainult orukodust. Tuli mullegi selline spämm.
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16.04.2008 at 20:35
Natuke huumorit vol 29Selle parkimistrahvi-reklaami peale tuli mul meelde Jehoova tunnistajate sarnane kampaania. Mu esimene reaktsioon autot nähes oli loomulikult WTF, viha, jne, aga lähemale jõudes hakkas paistma tekst, mis oli stiilis "Kõige eest on juba makstud. Jeesus".
Ma muidu neist midagi eriti ei arva, aga see oli küll geniaalne
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20.04.2008 at 15:38
Natuke huumorit vol 29Tartus oli Raadio 2 kampaania. Seal oli kusjuures see reklaam vormistatud ka nagu trahvikiitung. Ja kiri oli "Parkisite R2 levialas". See ehmatas esimese hooga ikka väga ära aga samas kui läbi lugesid oli muhe huumor.
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20.04.2008 at 16:03
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