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 kalev35
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 Natuke nalja...vol.15
lisa pidurituli?
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96 Lincoln Town Car
We've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses. |
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28.01.2006 at 16:44 |
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Jarmo
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Natuke nalja...vol.15
Taaskasutus.
http://www.crazybabysitter.com/pfs.php?m=view&v=2-bankrupt-man.jpg
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Dodge Aspen 1980 "Air Morse One"
http://www.diskustommagazine.com - Diskustom Magazine
http://www.kustom.ee - One Eyed Morse Kustoms pinstraibid | sildimeisterdamine | custom paint |
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28.01.2006 at 20:49 |
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fire83
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Natuke nalja...vol.15
scaretactics
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Arvutiporno
'08 Oranzh HHR LT
'93 Must TransAm
'83 Punane Firebird |
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vr_
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Natuke nalja...vol.15
nomaitea minumeelest väärib siia kopeerimist, tegemist siis teema alguse ja hetkel lõpuga
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Tanelus: Ehk on kellelgi kogemusi Tallinnas (Nõmmel) küttepuude ostuga. Ehk teate, kes müüb soodsa hinnaga. Oleks vaja ~5 ruumi ahju-/pliidipuud.
Tänan!
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foke:
Kõik on loogiline senimaani, kuni tuumareaktor süsteemse koormuse otsas istub, st. siis suure võrgu taga, kus energiavood vabalt liikuda saavad. Kodumajapidamises.. hmm.. no loodame
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Imperialist 71 |
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wagoneer
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Natuke nalja...vol.15
Laisa inimese jalgpall 
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1858640896825067657
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dodge ram 2500 97´ twin turbo just for fun 1mile=226km/h lendas õhku
pontiac firebird convertible 69´ töös
pontiac gto 71´ valmimas
Dodge Charger Super Bee 71´
International Harvester Travelette C-120 61´Sõidab
Mitsubishi Colt Lancet 76` |
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30.01.2006 at 11:56 |
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Vanaisa
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Natuke nalja...vol.15
A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife
looks over at him and asks the question....
WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"
HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."
WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)
WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"
HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."
WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"
HUSBAND: "Probably , it is almost new."
WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?"
HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."
WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"
HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."
WIFE: -- silence --
HUSBAND: "sh*t."
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KÕIK KASTIRATASTELE, SELTSIMEHED!!!
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30.01.2006 at 12:54 |
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Märt
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 Natuke nalja...vol.15
Philosophy!
ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
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Saab 900 cabrio
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30.01.2006 at 13:34 |
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rat_013
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Natuke nalja...vol.15
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6935542091804227947&q=ford
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impreza n/a |
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30.01.2006 at 21:33 |
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masterofceremony
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Natuke nalja...vol.15
Mnjah, ei oskagi kohe nagu midagi öelda 
http://www.youtube.com/w/TopGear-Super-Cars-Having-Problems?v=zJqi5G-Xk_A
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CB ja raadioamatööride foorum. |
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31.01.2006 at 09:57 |
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valloj
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Natuke nalja...vol.15
Kassiir märkab supermarketis veidi nõutu näoga ringi vaatavat meest ja
küsib, kas saaks teda aidata. Mees vastab, et naine saatis ta tampoone
ostma. Kassiir näitab talle õige vahekäigu kätte, aga kui mees tagasi
ilmub, on tal kaasas suur kilekott vatipallikestega ja rull jämedat
niiti.
Kassiir on väga üllatunud ja küsib mehelt:
"Vabandage, aga ma sain nii aru, et te otsite tampoone?"
"Sedan´d küll," vastab mees. "Aga teate, kui ma eile oma naisel palusin
mulle poest paki suitsu tuua, ostis tema karbi tubakat ja rulli
sigaretipaberit,väites, et nii on ju PALJU ODAVAM..." |
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31.01.2006 at 10:50 |
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tann28
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Natuke nalja...vol.15
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3033424381116595309&q=car+crash |
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masterofceremony
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Natuke nalja...vol.15
Palju pilte, aga väärt vaatamist
http://users.pandora.be/racemaniac/BunnySuicides
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CB ja raadioamatööride foorum. |
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Raits
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Natuke nalja...vol.15
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=2402060372341641699
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It’s A Jeep Thing You Wouldn’t Understand |
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wax
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Natuke nalja...vol.15
Kellele lowrider?
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silver
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Natuke nalja...vol.15
Kaks abielus naist käisid nädalalõpus ilma meesteta baaris. Tagasitulles ja täitsa täis olles, tuli neile surnuaia koha peal suur häda. Kartsid küll, aga siiski läksid surnuaeda hädale. Muidugi polnud neil paberit. Üks nendest võttis aluspüksid ära ja puhkis nendega, pärast viskas need muidugi ära. Aga teisel hakkas aluspükstest kahju. Ta võttis esimese ettejuhtuva lillekimbu/pärja hauakünkalt ja pühkis sellega. Järgmisel päeval helistas esimese naise abielumees teisele:
"Me peaksime oma naisi rohkem kontrollima, viimane kord väljas käies ei käitunud nad vist korralikult, sest minu naisel polnud tagasi tulles aluspükse jalas!"
"See pole veel midagi," vastas teine, "Minu omal oli perse vahel kaart! - "ME EI UNUSTA SIND IIAL"! MÄLESTADES: EESTI MEESKOOR. " |
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02.02.2006 at 14:40 |
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mth
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Natuke nalja...vol.15
http://www.hot.ee/tomm/littlebitofbass.wmv
korralik tümm, ütleks selle kohta |
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02.02.2006 at 16:47 |
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Astro SS
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Natuke nalja...vol.15
Suhteliselt aktuaalne 
jäätee -> ice tea
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Probleemid algavad kui on liiga palju toredaid mõtteid... |
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02.02.2006 at 18:29 |
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Pelmeeno
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Natuke nalja...vol.15
NATO swastika.
The resemblance between the NATO logo and the NAZI
swastika should not be seen as a mere coincidence.
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Bush kohtub tulnukaga.
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fire83
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 Natuke nalja...vol.15
Vene huumor
http://www.hot.ee/fire83/konoplja.mp3
http://www.hot.ee/fire83/Yakodzumi.mp3
http://www.hot.ee/fire83/cat.mp3
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Arvutiporno
'08 Oranzh HHR LT
'93 Must TransAm
'83 Punane Firebird |
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03.02.2006 at 10:26 |
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wax
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Natuke nalja...vol.15
Bicycle Taxi in Tallinn, Estonia
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6738582083456243386&q=tallinn
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03.02.2006 at 14:09 |
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kalev35
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Natuke nalja...vol.15
mida su auto teistele tähendab... Lincoln: 'I'm late for bingo and a covered dish supper.'
tõlgin: "Kiirustan bingomängule koos 'too-oma-toit-kaasa' õhtusöögiga"
Esmakordselt Lincolni kohta midagi sellist
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96 Lincoln Town Car
We've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses. |
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rat_013
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Natuke nalja...vol.15
sorry kui olnud on jne, aga..
soomlased ütlevad selle kohta et "edes pääsiäisellä ei ole niin paljon munaa kuin tossa" http://videos.streetfire.net/Player.aspx?fileid=E526FC50-0E09-4619-AEDA-6F47345C4C4E&term=69%20camaro&p=0
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impreza n/a |
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03.02.2006 at 22:03 |
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Zombiev6
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Natuke nalja...vol.15
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rat_013: sorry kui olnud on jne, aga..
soomlased ütlevad selle kohta et "edes pääsiäisellä ei ole niin paljon munaa kuin tossa" http://videos.streetfire.net/Player.aspx?fileid=E526FC50-0E09-4619-AEDA-6F47345C4C4E&term=69%20camaro&p=0
siin leheküljel on päris palju mõnusaid clippe |
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kalev35
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Natuke nalja...vol.15
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1972 Mark IV
Driving Impression: Comfortable and quiet ride. Plenty of get up and go. A wonderful road car and chick-magnet. Sexy car. The back seat was huge for a coupe. If you can't get lucky in a Mark, stop trying. Very heavy front end. It had significant under-steer. The vinyl top was a bear to keep clean. This car made you feel like you had money. It really feeds your ego.
http://www.freewebs.com/1972lincolnmarkiv/index.htm
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96 Lincoln Town Car
We've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses. |
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04.02.2006 at 19:25 |
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Maik
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Natuke nalja...vol.15
ma arvan,et te olete lahedad vms
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2011 Chevrolet Camaro 2SS/RS
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